The Meaning of Life

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Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

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The best asks, ever.

1:
What eye color do you find sexiest?
2:
White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3:
If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4:
Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5:
Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6:
What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7:
Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8:
Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9:
Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10:
Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11:
Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12:
Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13:
If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14:
What's your most favorite part of your body?
15:
What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16:
Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17:
Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18:
Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19:
What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20:
Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21:
Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22:
Which continents have you been on?
23:
Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24:
Backpacks or satchels?
25:
Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26:
What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27:
If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28:
If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29:
Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
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The latest you've ever slept?
31:
Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32:
Do you pick at scabs?
33:
Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34:
How far can you throw a baseball?
35:
If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36:
Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37:
Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
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A relationship with love or one with sex?
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Do you eat enough vegetables?
40:
Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41:
Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42:
Do you swear in front of your parents?
43:
Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44:
If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45:
Do you want to get married? Have kids?
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Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47:
City or nature person?
48:
Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49:
Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50:
Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!

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My mom told me to bring her some water and she was watching sex and the city and some girl started making sex noises really loud and my mom told me to get out

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